All the guts and half the glory...
In the TWS, Captain stands for Sucker-
A Short Survival guide for Captains
by Bill Brooks
Note: This information is in addition to and not a substitute for knowing
ALL the rules and regulations in the Official Race Packet. Please read and
know all Official Rules. They are not just a good idea. They are the LAW.
When I was a Captain in 1992, my crew wasn't trying to win. We only wanted
to finish. To win you need a slightly more intense technique but perhaps
some of my thoughts will be helpful.
Most people familiar with the Texas Water Safari agree that the job of
Captain is just as hard and important as any crew member in any boat. The
Captain is an essential part of the team effort who can aid his team
greatly or he can end their participation entirely. When my brother Bob
asked me to Captain of his team in 1992, I didn't know what to
expect. By necessity, I caught on pretty quickly, and hopefully, I can
pass on to you a few tips to make your quest easier.
- To this day I always pay my apartment rent a few days early. I lived
under bridges during the race. That was more than enough mock homelessness
for this life time, thank you. Moreover, I got just as sun burned and had
MORE mosquito bites than the racers did. Bring Sunblock, Mosquito
Repellent, Citronella Candles and Yard Guard!!!
- General camping skills are a plus, but be especially prepared for the
HEAT. Plan on light, cool and QUICK meals. Have GALLONS
of ice water around and DRINK THEM. I like to eat lots of fruit and
sandwiches during the day and boil-a-bags for dinner. A small stove, a pot
and a spoon is all you need. Wear light cool clothing and a hat. A battery
operated fan would be a luxury. Tents are OK, but they take time to set up
and take down. I slept in my van and occasionally on a cot in the open by the
river. Quick stops in convience stores for ice cream are a nice break (but
don't tell your crew). If you have enough time, you can catch a quick
shower at the Bastrop State Park. That way you will smell better than your
crew at the finish line, but I guarantee they won't notice.
- You must keep up with your boat crew's progress and know where they are
AT ALL TIMES! Have your chart showing the RIVER MILES between check
points. Figure out how fast your boat is going and GET TO THE CHECK POINT
BEFORE THEM! Be careful. Some sections of the river are much faster than
others. KNOW THE ROUTE!!! Know their portages and remind your crew of the
best approach! They will be pretty out of it towards the end of the race.
You may have to tell them which direction is down river.
- I had ice water for my crew at every stop. Talk to your crew every
chance you get. See how they are doing and make sure they are eating,
drinking water, and putting on their sun screen. Take care of all the
paper work. Your crew won't do it and won't care about it. Be prepared to
drive to the next check point as soon as your boat leaves the last one.
- Make use of the most important -- and what I found to be the most
enjoyable -- resource for race information. Talk to the other Captains and
ground crews. I met some delightful people on my trip and got some very
important information from them. After the first day, the boaters usually
get into a set speed and routine. Often you travel from check point to
check point with the same folks. They are fun to talk to. I got to know
them and learned about their boat crews. We often helped each other,
sharing information as well as food and drink. Several times I learned of
troubles on the river ahead that I could warn my crew about. At one check
point I walked just a short ways back to my van to get my fishing gear. My
crew made a quick pass by the stop and I would have not known they went by
unless another crew told me. Just another example of how friends are
always a plus. If you get behind your boat, you are useless. Stay ahead!
- If you have drinkers in your boat ( I've known a few people to convert
during the race) HAVE COLD BEER READY AT THE FINISH LINE! (Champagne will
do in a pinch.) Only after the obligatory finishing celebration can you
show them to the showers. Know where the showers are. Have your crew's
clean clothes, towels and soap ready for them. You WILL want them to clean
up before getting into YOUR car. If you want to be really efficient, have
a small fire ready to burn their old clothes. Don't count on them driving
back home. Getting them home safely is your last responsibility as
Captain!!!
Good Luck and ENJOY YOURSELVES!
Last Modified: May 10, 1996
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